Category Archives: Money Funnies

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

He had only one major publication. It was in Hebrew; had no references; wasn’t published in an academic journal; and some doubt he wrote it himself. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? The scientific community cannot replicate his results.buy veklury online pridedentaloffice.com/wp-content/languages/new/over/veklury.html no prescription He never received permission from […]

Just How Smart ARE You?

Today’s Money Funnies column is a collection of fun things to watch or play with – sent in by folks like you – and fun stuff I found. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?https://redemperorcbd.com/wp-content/languages/new/xifaxan.html Take the test. Just how smart are you? Find out by taking a free PhD-certified IQ Test at Tickle.com. Are […]

Speaking English Is Apparently Bad for Your Health

DEAR DOCTOR: Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That’s like saying you can extend the life of […]

Money

On a recent “Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?” show, they asked: In U.S. currency, how many bill with Hamilton on it would it take to equal two with Benjamin Franklin on them? Don’t know? Sadly, neither did I. I only know Washingtons and Jacksons.buy elavil uk https://blackmenheal.org/wp-content/languages/new/uk/elavil.html no prescription https://lightsailed.com/homeschool/wp-content/languages/new/write-my-paper-for-me.html Question 2: How […]

Truth

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. ~ Albert Einstein Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. ~ Aldous Huxley Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn When truth is discovered by someone else, it loses something of […]

More Financial Fun – Financial Literacy Quiz and more

Mary Fran McCluskey our itinerant EA with offices in Southern and Central California, whose been intensely studying Spanish and many other interesting and eclectic things – sent us this Financial Literacy Quiz she found at the WSJ. (And I am shooting for the record for the longest run-on sentence.) Did you know that Amazon.com has […]

Are Your Smarter Than a PreSchooler?

Which way is the bus below traveling? To the left or to the right? Can’t make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again. Still don’t know? Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schooler’s got it right.https://www.myjewishlistings.com/wp-content/languages/new/dissertations-online.html “The bus is traveling to the […]

Economic Solution to Gas Crisis

Becky, who belonged to a synagogue group devoted to visiting and helping the sick members of her congregation, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can […]

Paying Your Tax Bill

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I […]

Heavenly Marketing Strategies

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Occupational Therapy

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The Numbers Never Lie

SACRAMENTO—A public school teacher was arrested today at Los Angeles International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide rule, and a multi-function calculator. At a morning press conference, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he believes the man is a member of the notorious […]