• If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. ~ Albert Einstein
  • Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. ~ Aldous Huxley
  • Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn
  • When truth is discovered by someone else, it loses something of its attractiveness. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn
  • Truth—An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. ~ Ambrose Bierce (The Devil’s Dictionary)
  • Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it. ~ Andre Gide
  • If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it. ~ Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle
  • I never know how much of what I say is true. ~ Bette Middler
  • If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. ~ Billy Wilder
  • Chase after the truth like all hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails. ~ Clarence Darrow
  • In this world truth can wait; she is used to it. ~ Douglas William Jerrold
  • Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit. ~ Edward R. Murrow
  • Tell all the Truth but tell it slant. ~ Emily Dickinson
  • Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods. ~ Albert Einstein

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