Economic Solution to Gas Crisis

Becky, who belonged to a synagogue group devoted to
visiting and helping the sick members of her congregation,
was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when

she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some
gas. The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had

been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Becky was on the way to see another patient, and
behind schedule, she decided not to wait and walked back
to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill

with gas and spotted a bedpan that she always had handy
for needy patients.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her
car which was decorated with many Hebrew decals and bumper

stickers.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched
from across the street. One of them turned to the other
and said:

“If it starts, I’m converting to Judaism!”

Courtesy of Ziva in Israel

[TaxMama note: You DO know this is a joke – a fantasy, right?

You may not pay IRS this way. Nor may you send them a box of 3,407 pennies. But…you are welcome to fantasize.]

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