A Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking many questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in […]
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A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a candidate’s staffer, who wanted […]
Ole and Sven walk into a pet shop near Rhinelander . They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yah sure, ve’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere.” says Sven. The owner puts […]
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. […]
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