An 18 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.buy elavil online taxmama.com/wp-content/forum/styles/new/engl/elavil.html no prescription Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig […]
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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. […]
A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first shabbath, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments. The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the […]
He had only one major publication. It was in Hebrew; had no references; wasn’t published in an academic journal; and some doubt he wrote it himself. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? The scientific community cannot replicate his results.buy veklury online pridedentaloffice.com/wp-content/languages/new/over/veklury.html no prescription He never received permission from […]
Part of rebuilding New Orleans often challenges residents with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here is a great letter an attorney […]
Ole and Sven walk into a pet shop near Rhinelander . They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yah sure, ve’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere.” says Sven. The owner puts […]
Today TaxMama wants to alert you to the due dates in your state. You’re all aware that IRS changed the due date of your personal tax return to April 17th this year, right. But did your state do the same? At last week’s breakfast meeting of the San Fernando Valley Chapter of the California Society […]
Today TaxMama hears from Doug, an Enrolled Agent in Northridge, CA who insists that, “The special $5,000 deduction for start-up costs spent by businesses after 10/22/2004 only applies to companies who’ve already started doing business. They can’t take the deduction the year before the business opens their doors.” TaxMama disagreed with Doug, so, it was […]
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