Getting What You Wish For

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed, and plasma screen TV; but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great?

Courtesy of Floyd T. Greenman, EA in Northridge, CA

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