Tag Archives: politician

Santa Claus

I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast […]

Ask Taxmama Issue 450 – Happy St. Patrick’s Weekend

Vote Carefully – Voter Guide from Farmer John

[Warning: Blue humor. Do not read on if you are easily offended.] John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup […]

A Billion

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. […]

Australian Tourism Questions

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). A: We import all […]

Definitions

Divorce: Future tense of marriage. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Classic: Books which people praise but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home […]