Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Classic: Books which people praise but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest … except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
Accountant: Someone you can count on to tell you about your countless financial foibles
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