On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
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In honor of the Easter Dinner and Passover Seder, we present… A minister was asked to Easter dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.
Harry and Esther are flying to Australia for a 3 week holiday to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an […]
Is there someone you forgot to thank? Is that Thank You card burning a hole in your pocket? Is Mom pestering you about calling your aunt?buy cymbalta online blackmenheal.org/wp-content/languages/new/us/cymbalta.html no prescription How long have you meant to thank him for that locket? Well, for all you procrastinators, you ‘I meant to do it’ divas, […]
Today TaxMama runs across an interesting story – and thought it would be fun to bring it to you. But you’ll have to answer two questions first. Don’t cheat. Test yourself and answer the question before you tune in to the podcast. OK? Here goes: 1)Name the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment to […]