If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. ~ Albert Einstein
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. ~ Aldous Huxley
Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn
When truth is discovered by someone else, it loses something of its attractiveness. ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Truth—An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. ~ Ambrose Bierce (The Devil’s Dictionary)
Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it. ~ Andre Gide
If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it. ~ Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle
I never know how much of what I say is true. ~ Bette Middler
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. ~ Billy Wilder
Chase after the truth like all hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails. ~ Clarence Darrow
In this world truth can wait; she is used to it. ~ Douglas William Jerrold
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit. ~ Edward R. Murrow
Tell all the Truth but tell it slant. ~ Emily Dickinson
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods. ~ Albert Einstein
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