Top 10 list of one liners to enjoy for Halloween

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? – He didn’t have the guts.

What do skeletons say before dining? – Bone appetite.

What do ghosts serve for dessert? – Ice Scream.

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? – Spelling.

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? – Lazy Bones

Why don’t skeletons like parties? – They have no body to dance with.

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? – They loved in vein.

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime? – Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? – Because everyone was a gobblin!

And Pam’s personal favorite drum roll please… When is the best time to enjoy a Reiki treatment? – before you get a Boo Boo!

Courtesy of Pam Castillo of the Reiki Clarity Institute

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