Texas Ladies Feel Safe

While out running errands, an elderly lady was stopped by a highway patrolman. 
He asked for her drivers license and insurance. 

The lady took out the required papers and handed them to the patrolman.

As he was looking through the information, he was surprised to see that she a permit to carry a concealed weapon. 
He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.  

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.  

This was an experienced officer and something about her response made him ask if she had any other firearms in the vehicle. 

She admitted to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. 
Now he had to ask one more time if that was all, and she responded once again she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. 

The officer then asked her what was she so afraid of? 

She looked him right in the eye and said:

“Not a darn thing!”

Courtesy of  Julie Caton here in Southern California

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