She was sooooooooo Blonde…….

money funnies
* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

 * she thought a quarterback was a refund

 * she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order

* under “education” on her job application, she put
“Hooked On Phonics”


* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because
it said “concentrate”


* she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to
make up her mind


* if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back


* she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept


* at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”..
she put “Sagittarius”


* it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes


* if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless


* she studied for a blood test – and failed


* she sold her car for gas money


* when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved


* she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill


* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead


* when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read “Airport
Left” she turned around and went back home
[Moderator: No offense intended towards any blondes. I was once
a blonde myself. Then, I grew up. Eva]

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