Putting Your Affairs in Order

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I have some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

‘Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well.
buy cymbalta online https://healthsystems24.com/wp-content/languages/new/cymbalta.html no prescription

In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. Let’s head to the club and have a martini.’

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
buy lexapro online https://healthsystems24.com/wp-content/languages/new/lexapro.html no prescription

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. ‘I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.’

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered; ‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer.
buy canadian sildenafil online cpff.ca/wp-content/languages/new/canadian/sildenafil.html no prescription

But you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS!
buy canadian elavil online cpff.ca/wp-content/languages/new/canadian/elavil.html no prescription

Why did you do that??’

Because I don’t want any of those biddies sleeping with your father after I’m gone.’

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, ‘Putting Your Affairs In Order.’

Courtesy of Floyd Greenman, EA in Northridge, CA

Please remember to send us your humor. Clean jokes preferred.

Read more Money Funnies here: