A MAN walked into a doctor’s office. The receptionist
asked him what he had. “Shingles,” he said.
The receptionist took down his name, phone number and
insurance information and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later, a nurse’s aide took the man to an
examining room and asked what he had. “Shingles,” he said.
The aide took his height, weight and medical history,
then told him to wait. Half an hour later, a nurse came
in and asked the man what he had. “Shingles,” he said.
The nurse took his blood pressure and told him to
undress and wait for the doctor.
An hour later, the doctor came in and asked the man what
he had. “Shingles,” the man said. “Where?” asked the doctor.
“Outside in the truck,” the man said. “I’m here to fix the roof. And you’re paying me by the hour.”
Courtesy of the archives of iHelpdesk & WebReview, May 2005
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