Frugal Recipe for Fruitcake

Ask TaxMama - Money Funnies

You’ll need the following:


  • a cup of water
  • a cup of sugar
  • four large brown eggs
  • two cups of dried fruit
  • a teaspoon of salt
  • a cup of brown sugar
  • lemon  juice
  • nuts
  • and a bottle of whiskey.

  • Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl.  Check the whiskey again.  To be sure it’s the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.  Repeat.  Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and  beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still okay.  Cry another tup.  Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the tuner.  If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose  with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.  Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares?  Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table. Spoon.  Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven.  Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.  Don’t forget to beat off  the turner.  Throw the bowl out of the window.  Check the whiskey again and go to bed.

Happy holidays!

Please feel free to share this recipe with others.


Courtesy of the old I-HelpDesk & WebReview

Your clean humor is welcome!

Read more Money Funnies and Inspiration here:

Comments are closed.