Flying High on Puns

1) A plane was coming in for a landing at the Athens airport. As the plane flew was low over some hills , a lady asked the flight attendant: “What’s that stuff on those hills?”

“Just snow,” replied the flight attendant.

“That’s what I thought,” said the lady, “but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”

2) An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone know the formula for water?”

“Sure. That’s easy,” said one student. It’s H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”

“What, what?” exclaimed the instructor in bewilderment.
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“H to O,” explained the student.

3) A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.
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The admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the general, using an oar.

Catching his breath, he puffed: “Please don’t say a word about this to anyone. If the Navy found I can’t swim I’d be disgraced.
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“Don’t worry,” the general said. “Your secret is safe. I’d hate to have my men find out I can’t walk on water.
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Courtesy of Marilyn Kirschenbaum, who is keeping me laughing this year

Your clean humor is welcome!

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