MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered. Not a card, not a letter!”
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All of us should live so long as to be this kind of old person! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘ How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’ 80% held up their hands.