Useful English System conversions/units:
1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League
3. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton
4. 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope
5. Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot-furlong
7. 365 days of eating nothing but low-calorie food = 1 lite year
8. One half large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1000 aches = 1 megahertz
10. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
12. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
13. Lavishly applied stage makeup = 1 pound cake
14. Autographed dollar bill from your favorite movie star = 1 starbuck
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