Schwartz & Jesus

Schwartz & Jesus

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe.

After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Schwartz, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Schwartz prepare a new robe for Him.

A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit!

He asked how much He owed. Schwartz brushed him off: “No, no,no, for the Son of God ? There’s no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Schwartz, the Tailor ? ”

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, and extolled the virtues of his Schwartz robe whenever He spoke to the masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , He happened to walk past Schwartz’s shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Schwartz’s robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Schwartz spotted him he said: Jesus, look what you’ve done for my business ! Would you consider a partnership ? ”

“Certainly,” replied Jesus.
“Jesus & Schwartz it is.”

“Oh, no, no,” said Schwartz.

“Schwartz & Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman.”

The two of them debated this for some time.

Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.

A few days later, the new sign went up over Schwartz’s shop.

Can you guess what it read ?
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Are you sure you want to know ?

Here it comes…

Don’t say you weren’t warned……

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Lord and Taylor

OH, DON’T WHINE & MOAN! You know you’re going to pass it on!

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