School Daze

You may remember the story – the one about the woman who shook her son awake in the morning. “Get up and get ready for school,” she urged.  “You’re going to be late!”

“Ah, Mom,” he pleaded “I don’t want to go to school. The kids don’t like me. The teachers are against me. Even the custodian hates me. Give me three good reasons to go.”

“All right,” she agreed.

1) “It’s 6:30.

2) You’re 45 years old.

3) And you’re the principal!”

Besides, you’ve got to go to work – on principle!

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