What’s the Difference?

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lb.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe

What’s the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairy tale begins ”’Y’all ain’t gonna believe this.”

What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.

Courtesy of the old I-HelpDesk & WebReview – October 9, 2002

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