What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lb.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe
What’s the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairy tale begins ”’Y’all ain’t gonna believe this.”
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.
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