How to Stay Safe in the World Today

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay at home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. (that’s 37 % already)

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% percent of all accidents occur to pedestrians.(now that’s 51%)

Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses, 16% of accidents involve these forms of transportation. (that’s 67%)

Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only 0.01% of all deaths occur in a house of worship, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in a house of worship.
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Bible Study is even safer. The number of deaths during Bible Study is too small to register.
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For safety’s sake, go to your house of worship as often as possible, and attend Bible Study.

It could save your life!

Courtesy of Courtesy of Roberta Livingston in Virginia
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(with a little editing by TaxMama)

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