How to Stay Safe in the World Today

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay at home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. (that’s 37 % already)

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% percent of all accidents occur to pedestrians.(now that’s 51%)

Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses, 16% of accidents involve these forms of transportation. (that’s 67%)

Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.
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You will be pleased to learn that only 0.01% of all deaths occur in a house of worship, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
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Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in a house of worship.
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Bible Study is even safer. The number of deaths during Bible Study is too small to register.
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For safety’s sake, go to your house of worship as often as possible, and attend Bible Study.
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It could save your life!

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