An extremely ill man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which left him feeling as if he constantly had to have a bowel movement.
After several uneventful trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was just another false
alarm and stayed put.
Suddenly he filled his bed with diarrhea! Embarrassed beyond belief and not wanting to bother the nurse he
struggled out of bed, gathered up the messy bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
The sheets landed on top of a drunk who happened to be walking by the hospital. When the sheets landed on him he began yelling and cursing, swinging his arms violently to get the sheets off. Finally after a mighty struggle he ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As he stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down in amazment at the sheets, a hospital security guard
walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”
The staggering drunk looked up and replied: “I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost”
Happy Halloween !
Courtesy of the old I-HelpDesk & Webreview, from Oct 29, 2003
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