The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Indonesians eat very spicy food, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Look at Hungarians, who eat wonderful, rich pastries; they also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
What about YOUR national eating habits and coronary rates?
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like, it is speaking English that kills you.
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