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If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full – Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God – Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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Constipated People Don’t Give A crap.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The
Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body! By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks .. God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired >From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE — PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And The Greatest Bumper Sticker Ever :
“Politicians & Diapers Both Need to be Changed, and for the
Same Reason”
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Courtesy of Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego
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