Understanding Numbers

Useful English System conversions/units:

   1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  
   2. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League


  
   3. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton
  
   4. 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope
  
   5. Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle
  
   6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =  knot-furlong
  
   7. 365 days of eating nothing but low-calorie food = 1 lite year
  
   8. One half large intestine = 1 semicolon
  
   9. 1000 aches = 1 megahertz
  
   10. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
  
   11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
  
   12. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
  
   13. Lavishly applied stage makeup = 1 pound cake

   14. Autographed dollar bill from your favorite movie star = 1 starbuck

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