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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
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The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
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The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
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The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!
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“IMPOSSIBLE !” said the groom broom.

“WE HAVEN’T EVEN  SWEPT TOGETHER!”

Sounds to me like she’s been sweeping around!

Courtesy of Blakely Sanford, EA in Santa Monica

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