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Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed Because You Were Driving Too Fast

[TaxMama note: Some of the bumber stickers may be offensive. If you are sensitive…do not read.]

Sage Sayings

 1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.    2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.    3 – Half the people you know are below average.

Under Watchful Eyes

A rabbi was walking down the street when he noticed one of his congregants on the other side of the street entering a Chinese restaurant. The rabbi crossed the street to peer in the window of the restaurant to see what his congregant was doing in the tref (non-kosher) restaurant.

Modern Day Economics – Updated

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 […]

Political Science for Dummies

Note: this is humor. Don’t be offended! DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a […]

Playing 21 Questions

Today TaxMama hears from Roger in Portugal, who got his hands on a super-secret list of questions submitted to IRS by Kris, in the far north.buy Flomax generic buynoprescriptiononlinerxx.com over the counter 1.Is any form of bonus depreciation available for a new sleigh purchased before December 25? 2.Is Section 179 available for the purchase of […]