The Economics of Divorce

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A woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, and my you-know-what is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel.” 

Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion on a 20 acre estate.
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You have a full-time staff of 10 to do your bidding.
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You drive a Ferrari. You get ,000 a week allowance.
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You take 6 luxurious vacations a year.
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And you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?
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