Psychiatrists say a man shouldn’t keep too much to himself. So does the IRS. (Beckie Shiles)
I just finished my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get wounded by a blank? (Henny Youngman)
Visiting Washington D.C., Dana wanted to see the White House for the first time. At the gate Dana asked the guard, “Do we have to pay?”
“Every April 15,” he replied. (Marsha Coleman)
I never cheat on my taxes. I always let someone do it who knows how. (Beckie Shiles)
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