A teacher asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some of the notes the children handed in:
Dear God:
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have?
Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.
Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them.
Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You’re on vacation?
Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God:
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Dear God:
Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that okay?
Dear God:
Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if You did, then I’m going to get my brother good.
Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for Anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God:
You don’t have to worry about me; I always look both ways before crossing.
Dear God:
I think about You sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God:
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
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