Old and Accountable

All of us should live so long as to be this kind of old person!  

Toward the end of Sunday service,  the Minister asked, ‘ How many of  you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

 The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,  except one small elderly lady.

 ‘Mrs. Neely,’ Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? 

‘I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly. 

‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? ‘

 ‘Ninety-eight, ‘she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped  their hands.

 ‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all  how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the  world? ‘

 The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the  congregation, and said,

‘ I outlived the witches. ‘ 

Courtesy of Saroj Sharma, EA in Northridge, CA  www.sharmafinancial.com

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