Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. 1. The people who started college this fall across the nation were born in 1998. 2. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and did not know he had ever been shot. 3. They were not born yet when […]
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I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. Taxpayers don’t have any taxes to pay.
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ […]