Tag Archives: Judaism

Soap and Water

In honor of the Easter Dinner and Passover Seder, we present… A minister was asked to Easter dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the  dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

No Profit in Waiting For God

  After a major storm, a flood had overtaken the town. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row boat told the man on the stoop to get in and he’d save him. The […]

Heavenly Marketing Strategies

Bill Gates came up to heaven and God wasn’t sure what to do with him. On one hand, he gave a lot of charity, but on the other hand, he created Microsoft Windows, an operating system fraught with problems. So God decided to give Bill a choice, let him decide whether he wanted to go […]