Tax and Lawyer Humor and Quotes

Taxes make most people cry. But, as long as we have to live with them, taxes are much more bearable if we can laugh our way to the mail box. So, here is some tax and money humor ... and anything else that struck TaxMama's fancy. If you look carefully, you might just find gems of inspiration among the jokes, too.

The tax lawyer assists clients solely with their selfish monetary concerns. He helps them in their unchristian endeavor to shift their tax burden to their neighbors. He deprives the government of revenue needed for the common good. --Frederic G. Corneel

We have a tax code that favors those with the best accountants. --Shane Keats

Just let 'em feel that you can save 'em something on taxes and nobody will keep you out. --Warren Buffett

Definition of a corporate tax shelter: A deal done by very smart people that, absent tax considerations, would be very stupid. --Michael J. Graetz

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• You'll find lots more money funnies if you visit our current issue of AskTaxMama. We'll be adding all the 2008 humor and inspiration to these pages as soon as we finish remodeling the site.
  
  
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