I am having an out of money experience.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.
I am a nutritional overachiever.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers – and nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
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