‘Twas Right After Thanksgiving (in California)
And all through the house,
Not a channel was showing any shows worth the price.
The men stood outside with their chests very bare,
And the steaks they were grilling were still oh so rare.
Johnny’s backgammon board was all covered with reds
While his little brothers watched and kept scratching their heads.
Sally in the den, sitting in Momma’s lap,
All cozy together, listening to rap.
When through the front door walked a man with platter,
Piled up with carbs, cuz the calories don’t matter.
His tasty offerings made such a very big splash
That hardly anything was left to put in the black trash.
by Eva Rosenberg TaxMama.com
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