Three Things to Ponder in 2008

  • 1. Cows
  • 2. The Constitution
  • 3. The Ten Commandments

    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate over 797,000 children who go missing in our country each year. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    CONSTITUTION
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

    You cannot post

  • ‘’Thou Shalt Not Steal,’’
  • ‘’Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’’ and
  • ‘’Thou Shall Not Lie’’
    in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians…It creates a hostile work environment.

    Courtesy of Claire Olinger in Tracy, CA

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