A woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, and my you-know-what is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel.”
Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion on a 20 acre estate. You have a full-time staff of 10 to do your bidding. You drive a Ferrari. You get $10,000 a week allowance. You take 6 luxurious vacations a year. And you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”
Courtesy of Blakely Sanford EA in San Diego, CA
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