She was sooooooooo Blonde…….

* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

* she thought a quarterback was a refund

* she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order

* under “education” on her job application, she put

“Hooked On Phonics”

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because

it said “concentrate”

* she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to

make up her mind

* if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back

* she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

* at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”..

she put “Sagittarius”

* it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

* if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless

* she studied for a blood test – and failed

* she sold her car for gas money

* when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved

* she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

* when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read “Airport

Left” she turned around and went back home

[Moderator: No offense intended towards any blondes. I was once

a blonde myself. Then, I grew up. Eva]

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