One Smart Quacker

Danny Duck walked into a bar and asked for some crackers.
The bartender said no.

The next day Danny Duck went into the bar again and asked for some crackers.
The bartender said no.

The next day Danny Duck came in again and asked for some crackers.
The bartender said “No! And if you ask for crackers one more time I will nail your beak to the bartop.”

The next day Danny Duck came in and asked if the bartender had any nails.
“No.” the bartender said.
Then Danny Duck asked “Do you have any crackers?”

TaxMama note: See…persistence and cleverness count if you want to stay safe and get ahead in this world!

Courtesy of Ethan and Kevin.

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