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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Then I decided on bookkeeping. No accounting for taste.

Where do accountants live? In a columnar pad.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

All the toilets in London’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
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Details are sketchy.

Courtesy of my cousin Ziva in Israel…
With some of my own additions