Making It ‘Stiff’

[Warning: This contains adult material. Read it. Delete it. Ignore it. But don’t give me any guff about it! ] 

To make it stand,  

You wet it!

To make it wet,      

You suck it!

To make it stiff,       

You lick it!

To get it in, 

You push it!  

Darn !   
                                         
Threading a needle when you’re older is a BITCH

Courtesy of Courtesy of Floyd T Greenman EA in Chatsworth, CA

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