Revelare Pecunia!” (Show me the money!)
“Sic semper tyrannus.” (Your dinosaur is alway ill.)
“Sic temper Gloria Mundi” (Your girlfriend always starts the week angry.)
“Bodicus mutilatus, unemploymi ad infinitum”
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview)
“Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus” (Remove foil before microwaving)
“Veni, vidi, velcro” (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
“Veni, vidi, Visa” (I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.)
“Veni, vidi, Vichy” (I came, I saw, I surrendered.)
“Veni, vidi, itchy” (I came, I saw, the mosquitos found me.)
“Veni, vidi, bitchy” (I came, I saw, I complained endlessly.)
“Et tu, pluribus unum?” (Did the government just stab me in the back?)
“E pluribus anal” (I collect everything, meticulously)
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