Three tax professionals, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
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The young tax pro pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
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“That was my pager”, she said.
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“I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young tax pro lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained,
“That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older tax pro felt very low-tech.
Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
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She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said……………….” well, will you look at that…..
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I’m getting a fax!!”
Courtesy of Blakely Sanford, EA in San Diego
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