Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark

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ONE: Don’t miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
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THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage.. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
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NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.
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TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

TWELVE: Anyone can follow a plan, if you pay attention to the instructions.

THIRTEEN: It only takes one person to save the world.

Courtesy of Ailene Stinde, California Tax Professional…
With some of my own additions

We can always use YOUR clean humor.