A Woman Will Make it Greater

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a tonload of shit!


[Note: These opinions are not necessarily those of the management.]

Courtesy of Floyd Greenman, EA in Northridge, CA

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