An 18 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a huge Mercedes stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a skullcap steps out of the limousine and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and says, “Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem.I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account.”
“If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account.
“However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not sure what to do.
What do you suggest?”
The mother, who had remained silent until now, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,
“You’ll try again?”
Courtesy of Floyd T Greenman EA in Northridge, CA
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